Hold my calls.>><<What do you want me to do with them?  Lap dance?>><<Watch yourself young lady!>><<I don’t know about young and I don’t know about lady, but I watch myself all day in your glass wall.>><<Is it that time of month Francine?>><<SLAM!

Tell them I’m not in.>><<He’s not in.  He said he’s not in!  Look sir, he’s not in in.  Call back tomorrow.  O.K. Call me in an hour and I’ll have some news for you.>><<Oh! Really!  Familiar story.  I’ll drop by and see him in the morning.>><<Don’t bother.  He won’t be in.  Would you like to hear a joke?>><<SLAM!

Aunt Tasha said you can’t make blintzes!>><<SLAM!

Hello!  I’m calling to let you in on some great life insurance.  It will only take a few minutes.  We at Slumber Nice Life Insurance have a special pre-box no frills deal that your loved ones will absolutely love.>><<You’ve got the wrong number buddy!>><<SLAM!

Hi! Ma! You feeling better?>><<I’m going to watch the news now>><<SLAM!!


Who is this?>>WHO?!!>>Look! I did return your call, but you aren’t the person who was on the other end>>I called that number three times and it wasn’t you!>>What’s that?>>Is that so!!>>Don’t bother calling me again! You got that!?>>SLAM!!

Hello!>><<This is a pre-recorded message…>><<SLAM!

I toooold you to keep your hands off MYYY  boyfriend!!>>>SLAM!!

>>Who’s that?<<>>It’s me stupid!<<>>Who’s me stupid?  I know a lot of people named Me Stupid.  Be serious.<<>>I can’t possibly be Serious! It’s Me Stupid!<<SLAM!!

>>Hello?!<<You wanna know something?<<>>Yeah!<<>>That’s great! You’re inquisitive!<<>>SLAM!!

>>Click!<<>>For xzts press 1<<>>For bzr press 2<<>>For  zxblts press 3<<>>SLAM

>>Hi! Jesus!<<>>Hi! Yourself!  What’s up?<<>>Can you carry my cross for me?<<>>Carry your own cross, you’re strong enough.<<>>But you said, “My burden is light!”<<>>That may well be.  It’s because everybody’s supposed to be carrying their own cross.<<>>You’re just a regular comedian, aren’t you?<<>>SLAM!!<<>>CLICK!!!

>>Hello! I got another letter telling me my appointment is at 4:00PM.  You changed my appointment to 12:15>><<Blah!Blah!Blah!<<>>I’m sorry but the government made the appointment and I’ll be there at 4:00PM.  Thank you! Good-bye!…SLAM


About Sonja Bukvic

Single. I'm fascinated by the mind. I absolutely love humor. I have a B.A. in Enlish Literature from Fairfield University. When I found Word Press Free Blog I was excited and I'm so happy to share with you. I commune with the Creator and am allowed to share certain bits of enlightenment. You don't have to believe, but those with Faith, take it quietly and seriously.
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