Hold my calls.>><<What do you want me to do with them? Lap dance?>><<Watch yourself young lady!>><<I don’t know about young and I don’t know about lady, but I watch myself all day in your glass wall.>><<Is it that time of month Francine?>><<SLAM!
Tell them I’m not in.>><<He’s not in. He said he’s not in! Look sir, he’s not in in. Call back tomorrow. O.K. Call me in an hour and I’ll have some news for you.>><<Oh! Really! Familiar story. I’ll drop by and see him in the morning.>><<Don’t bother. He won’t be in. Would you like to hear a joke?>><<SLAM!
Aunt Tasha said you can’t make blintzes!>><<SLAM!
Hello! I’m calling to let you in on some great life insurance. It will only take a few minutes. We at Slumber Nice Life Insurance have a special pre-box no frills deal that your loved ones will absolutely love.>><<You’ve got the wrong number buddy!>><<SLAM!
Hi! Ma! You feeling better?>><<I’m going to watch the news now>><<SLAM!!
Who is this?>>WHO?!!>>Look! I did return your call, but you aren’t the person who was on the other end>>I called that number three times and it wasn’t you!>>What’s that?>>Is that so!!>>Don’t bother calling me again! You got that!?>>SLAM!!
Hello!>><<This is a pre-recorded message…>><<SLAM!
I toooold you to keep your hands off MYYY boyfriend!!>>>SLAM!!
>>Who’s that?<<>>It’s me stupid!<<>>Who’s me stupid? I know a lot of people named Me Stupid. Be serious.<<>>I can’t possibly be Serious! It’s Me Stupid!<<SLAM!!
>>Hello?!<<You wanna know something?<<>>Yeah!<<>>That’s great! You’re inquisitive!<<>>SLAM!!
>>Click!<<>>For xzts press 1<<>>For bzr press 2<<>>For zxblts press 3<<>>SLAM
>>Hi! Jesus!<<>>Hi! Yourself! What’s up?<<>>Can you carry my cross for me?<<>>Carry your own cross, you’re strong enough.<<>>But you said, “My burden is light!”<<>>That may well be. It’s because everybody’s supposed to be carrying their own cross.<<>>You’re just a regular comedian, aren’t you?<<>>SLAM!!<<>>CLICK!!!
>>Hello! I got another letter telling me my appointment is at 4:00PM. You changed my appointment to 12:15>><<Blah!Blah!Blah!<<>>I’m sorry but the government made the appointment and I’ll be there at 4:00PM. Thank you! Good-bye!…SLAM