Monthly Archives: August 2012

Nothing worse than…

…being “most people”. …being up all night and having to go to work in the morning. …being stuck in traffic. …wanting to go to the bathroom and not finding a toilet. …being at a dinner party and wanting to spit … Continue reading

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OLYMPIC HOPEFULS

Hi! GLOBULS!  This is just a hokey list.  Try to pronounce the names out loud. RIO OLYMPIC HOPEFULS Gene Petrifide Dawn Hill Fanny Pants Sven Key Henry Kuss George Foamy Erwin Sharuptski Ernest Benignant Lyla Luchin Larry O’Mye Amir Scrusom … Continue reading

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WHY DON’T YOU EPITHETS…

I can’t stand the “F” word anymore.  Let’s get creative. Dear person: You are challenged to come up with snap answers. Why don’t you go sit on yourself? Why don’t you mulch your face? Why don’t you take a cruise … Continue reading

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