Nothing worse than…


…being “most people”.

…being up all night and having to go to work in the morning.

…being stuck in traffic.

…wanting to go to the bathroom and not finding a toilet.

…being at a dinner party and wanting to spit out the food.

…loosing the key to your gas cap.

… having to undo a wedgie in public.

…having your dog pee on someone’s leg.

…wanting to vomit when there’s people around.

…looking like a fool.

…being made a fool out of.

…backing into your garage door.

…having the water drain out of the tub while enjoying a bath.

…taking the garbage out and having it bottom out just as you lift it into the container.

…having the soup boil over, even worse, the milk.

…running out of toilet paper.

…falling on your A in public.

…shaking a damp hand.

…drinking something and having it back up your nose.

…waking up and thinking it’s another day than it really is; then realizing it.

…waking up and suddenly remembering it’s THE DAY.

…having a bird poop on your shoulder.

…having a bird poop on your car right after washing it.

…pushing the wrong button when you weren’t ready to send the text yet.

…being on time for an appointment and being told you missed your appointment and you checked your calendar the night before and you woke up with the wrong time in your head and didn’t check the calendar again.

…being a Japanese cop.

…insomnia.

…leaving the sink plugged, the faucet running, and forgetting about it.

…lifting a drink to your mouth and spilling it on your chest.

…moving rocks and then moving the same ones again.

…waiting for your bowel in the morning.

…locking your keys in your car.

…not having hot water , then finding out you left the faucet running.

…running water in your kitchen sink with the stopper in and then having your downstairs neighbor ring the bell and tell you his ceiling is leaking.  OOPS!

…a stupid thief.

…being hated by your own family.

…living without human love.

…not being able to drive up the hill during a snow storm.

…getting up off the toilet seat and noticing that the tissue you used is on the floor.

…spelling the same word wrong all the time.

…flipping a switch and turning on the wrong light.

…finishing a shower or bath and not having a towel.

…punching in the wrong number.

…pulling your socks on and making a hole with your toes or heel.

…a cup of rot-gut coffee, but you drink it anyway.

…getting a run in your stocking just as you’re leaving.

…leaving a load in your colon.

…going to a public restroom and not having toilet paper.

…misplacing your eye glasses.

…being honored and glorified all day long.

…missing the top step.

…forgetting an ingredient in a recipe.

…not having a match.

…getting a paper cut on your tongue.

…locking your keys in the car.

…taking a horrible driver’s license photo.

…dragging toilet paper around on your shoe.

…Missing the bus as you see it pulling away from the stop.

…having a knee injury and not being able to jog.

…spraying saliva while yawning.

…people oggling and causing traffic, causing a bottleneck.

…a cigar that doesn’t burn well.

…a person torturing themselves. (sheer stupidity!)

…having someone think you want sex with them and it just isn’t so.

…waiting for someone.

…using bleach wearing a new t-shirt.

…trying to fish out a piece of debris from one’s bath water.

…marrying oneself.

…laughing at your own jokes.

…spouting urine when you sneeze.

…an old “Scorpio”.

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About Sonja Bukvic

Single. I'm fascinated by the mind. I absolutely love humor. I have a B.A. in Enlish Literature from Fairfield University. When I found Word Press Free Blog I was excited and I'm so happy to share with you. I commune with the Creator and am allowed to share certain bits of enlightenment. You don't have to believe, but those with Faith, take it quietly and seriously.
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