Comments you can make when someone farts


-Burst your baloon, Huh?
-You splitting atoms overthere?
-Are your shoes paid for?
-What’s the wind velocity?
-Airing out your underwear?
-Updraft!
-I hope you have a good tailor.
-Last night’s dinner?
-Was that you or the dog?
-Have you tried beans?
-Can you throw that one in your drink?
-Can’t blame that one on the dog, you don’t have one.
-Are you having a gas problem? (works well during the winter season)
-This is not a nuclear facility.
-Would you please excuse yourself!
-Do you have to stand in front of the fan?!
-Electronic music?
-Do you have a fart-o-meter handy?
-Was that the floor creaking?
– This is not the Westminster dining Room.
-That chair is brand new!
-Are you in support of air pollution?
-Checking your tires?
-Your mattress is leaking.
-Checking your pneumatic pressure?
-Birthday’s are fun aren’t they? (only during birthday parties)
-You have a noisy fault line!
-Good cook, huh?
-elevator music?
-Blessing someone?
-You don’t need propulsion!
-Salvo!
-You have a leak.
-Testing the floor, again?
-Too many brain cells.
-Champagne?
-That was quite a volley!
-Let ‘er rip!
-Fire in the hole!
-Rah! Rah! Rah!
-Was that a donut hole?
-Rat- a- tat- tat! Take cover! We’re under fire!
-I didn’t see you lifting any weights.
-Try bouncing one off the ceiling.
-Bombs away!
-You need to loosen your belt.
-Did somebody pull the plug?
-Who’s playing with the bubble wrap?
-Were you laughing or farting?
-What’s so funny?
-Where’d it go?!
-What did you say, Rosie?
-Why don’t you go work for the winery?
-O.K., break it up.
-Hot or Cold?
-Time to knock off the beans
-propellant?
-New Wave?
-Air Force?
-What was that?!
-Do you have a weather vane handy?
-Was that the kick-off?
-You need valve adjustment.
-I hear directional winds.
-Oh! Nice!
-(When it’s a really loud one) Why don’t you tune in the continuum?

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About Sonja Bukvic

Single. I'm fascinated by the mind. I absolutely love humor. I have a B.A. in Enlish Literature from Fairfield University. When I found Word Press Free Blog I was excited and I'm so happy to share with you. I commune with the Creator and am allowed to share certain bits of enlightenment. You don't have to believe, but those with Faith, take it quietly and seriously.
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