DEFINITIONS


The following are definitions I made up, altered or upgraded.  Do not take these as “Webster” definitions.

recessed marriage – marriage that is the background in your life.

Catholic graviton – mass-less particle

fireside chat – casual conversation between two people and lengthy pauses, basking in each other’s warmth.

peanut gallery – in olden days, this was like a balcony, almost like a veranda around the perimeters of the floor audience.  These galleries were viewing space for all the short people.  Only short people were allowed in the peanut gallery.  Eventually the word “peanut” became synonymous with the word “child”.

Extreme Unction – extreme junction

Last Rights – last time

Lo!Lo!Lo! = No!No!No!, – but you have to say it three times in a row.

toilet seat = ass tray

THEY = all the people that know you.

slave = Did you know that the word “slave” stems from the word “Slav”? Long ago the Slavic People were enslaved, serving others throughout todays modern Europe.  The word “Slav”(a person of Slavic Descent) became synonymous with someone who is in servitude. (Let’s change the meaning of the “N” word that Black People seem to abhore.)

N.I.G.S.  =  National Institute for Geriatric Slavs

CANABINOIDS = A+ students who smoke cannabis.

MOUSTACHE = snot catcher

SHALABOORE = flip flops, sandals, open-toed slippers

HOODRY-BOODRY = a slop job type of guy

SHUT THE DOOR = Je t’adore (I love you)-ergo, slamming the door in someone’s face means you really love them.

SOB = Son of a bitch

GLOBULE = a global resident of Earth who is in touch with COSMICENLIGHTENMENT.

E NOSH = a man.  So, if you’re a cannibal, you can invite someone over for e nosh.

COLONOSCOPY = ass check

MEDS A MEDS = medication that doesn’t work very well.

CHEFFERINA = a chef who dances in the kitchen.

PORKA DUSH = pig’s soul. This curse term comes from the Southern European.  It is considered vulgar and very low class.

DOOKIE = mound of excrement

“FLOCK YOU!” = priestly term for “break a leg”.

TWINS = exactly the same with differences

LIP WIG =mustache (as per TV sit-com McHale’s Navy)

MANWO = a female homosapien that looks and acts like a male homosapien.

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About Sonja Bukvic

Single. I'm fascinated by the mind. I absolutely love humor. I have a B.A. in Enlish Literature from Fairfield University. When I found Word Press Free Blog I was excited and I'm so happy to share with you. I commune with the Creator and am allowed to share certain bits of enlightenment. You don't have to believe, but those with Faith, take it quietly and seriously.
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