The following are definitions I made up, altered or upgraded. Do not take these as “Webster” definitions.
recessed marriage – marriage that is the background in your life.
Catholic graviton – mass-less particle
fireside chat – casual conversation between two people and lengthy pauses, basking in each other’s warmth.
peanut gallery – in olden days, this was like a balcony, almost like a veranda around the perimeters of the floor audience. These galleries were viewing space for all the short people. Only short people were allowed in the peanut gallery. Eventually the word “peanut” became synonymous with the word “child”.
Extreme Unction – extreme junction
Last Rights – last time
Lo!Lo!Lo! = No!No!No!, – but you have to say it three times in a row.
toilet seat = ass tray
THEY = all the people that know you.
slave = Did you know that the word “slave” stems from the word “Slav”? Long ago the Slavic People were enslaved, serving others throughout todays modern Europe. The word “Slav”(a person of Slavic Descent) became synonymous with someone who is in servitude. (Let’s change the meaning of the “N” word that Black People seem to abhore.)
N.I.G.S. = National Institute for Geriatric Slavs
CANABINOIDS = A+ students who smoke cannabis.
MOUSTACHE = snot catcher
SHALABOORE = flip flops, sandals, open-toed slippers
HOODRY-BOODRY = a slop job type of guy
SHUT THE DOOR = Je t’adore (I love you)-ergo, slamming the door in someone’s face means you really love them.
SOB = Son of a bitch
GLOBULE = a global resident of Earth who is in touch with COSMICENLIGHTENMENT.
E NOSH = a man. So, if you’re a cannibal, you can invite someone over for e nosh.
COLONOSCOPY = ass check
MEDS A MEDS = medication that doesn’t work very well.
CHEFFERINA = a chef who dances in the kitchen.
PORKA DUSH = pig’s soul. This curse term comes from the Southern European. It is considered vulgar and very low class.
DOOKIE = mound of excrement
“FLOCK YOU!” = priestly term for “break a leg”.
TWINS = exactly the same with differences
LIP WIG =mustache (as per TV sit-com McHale’s Navy)
MANWO = a female homosapien that looks and acts like a male homosapien.