Category Archives: Humor

FAMOUS QUESTIONS

When you leaving? Why did you drink so much? (In front of child)  Looks like it’s broken; I wonder who did it? What have I done to deserve this? How could you? What was that? You can’t do anything right, … Continue reading

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How Are You And the Bible Similar?

– Noah told me about it. -I don’t know anyone from Adam. -I could still live in Babylon if I moved to New York City. -You feel like Lazarus some mornings. -You wish someone could change your water into wine.

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Citizenship-United States

QUESTIONS 1.)    Which president built his first bridge?| 2.)    Who was Abraham Lincoln? 3.)     Which president was nuts over jelly beans?        4.)     Which state is the coldest?     5.)     Which day has the most Jews? 6.)     Who was Harriet Tubman? … Continue reading

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Comments you can make when someone farts

-Burst your baloon, Huh? -You splitting atoms overthere? -Are your shoes paid for? -What’s the wind velocity? -Airing out your underwear? -Updraft! -I hope you have a good tailor. -Last night’s dinner? -Was that you or the dog? -Have you … Continue reading

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DUMMY QUESTIONS

So, howd it go today? If you don’t mind, ask me tomorrow. When are we leaving? As soon as that point in time arrives. Howr you feeling? Next time I take a bath I’ll take notes. Wherv you been? You … Continue reading

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Nothing worse than…

…being “most people”. …being up all night and having to go to work in the morning. …being stuck in traffic. …wanting to go to the bathroom and not finding a toilet. …being at a dinner party and wanting to spit … Continue reading

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OLYMPIC HOPEFULS

Hi! GLOBULS!  This is just a hokey list.  Try to pronounce the names out loud. RIO OLYMPIC HOPEFULS Gene Petrifide Dawn Hill Fanny Pants Sven Key Henry Kuss George Foamy Erwin Sharuptski Ernest Benignant Lyla Luchin Larry O’Mye Amir Scrusom … Continue reading

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